Dad: How is your studies going?
Son: Brilliant, pop, brilliant! I have got full marks in my papers.
Dad: How is that sweetheart you never fetched more than 80% ever?
Son: Our new class teacher is so kind and cooperative.
Dad: She must be very hardworking and gifted teacher?
Son: Yeah, speacially during exams. Can you imagine she corrected all my wrong answers?
Dad: That's pure cheating! How dare she did that, and why she did that?
Son: Actually our new teacher is diligent to impress the school administration, furthermore, she desires to be our next head mistress. She is having flair for leadership.
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